Absolute Mommy: Merica {happy 4th}

Happy 4th of July! Today is the day for food, family, and fireworks!
It's also the day to celebrate all the great things about being an American.
Like the ability to laugh and make fun of ourselves.
Here are some 4th of July Funnies

I'm glad my ancestors killed enough British soldiers so that I get an extra day off work to eat cheap hot dogs.

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Apparently we are not eating enough hot dogs. Their popularity is on the decline. So be sure to celebrate freedom, colonization, and taxes with a foot long covered in mustard!

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I think this is the most genius shirt in the world. Let's wear it every time we go abroad!

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Obviously America's hairstyle of choice!

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American pick up lines.

Funny July 4th Tee (Merica Running World Since 1776)

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For reals. And I just love saying 'Merica!
Happy Birthday America! And to celebrate I'm making this fatty, fatty, 'merica the beautiful, Pinterest dessert!

Ice Cream Sandwich Cake-took me 10 minutes to find it because I didn't pin it when I first saw it.

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Recipe HERE

That would be ice cream sandwiches covered in cool whip, caramel, and peanut butter cups. Then covered in more sandwiches, more cool whip, caramel and peanut buttercups.
'Merica. F*&K YEAH!