ThanksBusy Week

Happy Black Friday my friends.  We made it.  Another Thanksgiving come and gone.  I think I'm going to miss it.  I was so super busy this past week that it flew by!  Add to that the Hubby is super sick, I'm getting what he's got, and we are all suffering from Holiday Hangover... Let's re-cap this wonderful week of giving thanks.

Cupcake monster!
This is how we started our week.  Celebrating Thanksgiving at John's mom's house last Sunday.  It was nice to see that side of the family and have the cousins play together.  Miss Mac could not be bothered with turkey, mashed potatoes, or green beans.  However, "cup cup"s as she calls them were her main course.  Yeah, she can't say milk, but she can say "cup cup".


This is what I made on Monday... Actually two of these beauties.  These are sweet potato pies that my mom usually makes.  If you haven't heard my mom took a tumble and re-broke her previously broke shoulder.  So she is in a sling and nowhere up to par to make pies or anything else.  Now I was super nervous.  I don't do pie crust (even store bought which these are).  I tried a pecan pie a few years back and the crust was burned and the middle raw.  So yeah... To my surprise these came out great!  I made them for my grandfather who is 80, and he said they were the best ever... Even better than my mom's... SCORE!


Look Ma, I'm smiling!!!
I'm sad that the pic above is blurry, but in my rush to get to this party, I forgot the camera.  Thanks to iPhone I've captured some of it.  You should know that this party started at 10 am and I had already been Christmas shopping at Target.  Yeah, I'm a little crazy.  Also this is a MAJOR improvement from the Halloween party just a few weeks before.  She cried the entire Halloween party.  So did her sister, who was in tow.  I'd be lying if I said it wasn't one of the worst hours I've spent in motherhood.  But look at this smile!  She was so happy at this party, she was involved and tried pumpkin pie for the first time.  The verdict?  "Pumpkin pie is so good with that cream on it!" direct quote!


Chocolate cakes... This is what Christmas smells like.
Tuesday night was chocolate cake night.  These cake will make your home smell like cinnamon goodness!  The melting margarine and cocoa powder on the stove will slay you.  No joke this cake is the business.  It's also the smell that reminds me most of Christmas.  My mom usually makes these, but I've made them before so I wasn't so scared.  They are so easy and they impress people when you say they are from scratch!  My mother's chocolate cake is always a winner.  I made three, then went to bed thinking it was Christmas and Santa was on his way.

I wish I would have taken pictures of the hams I did.  Again I did them because my mom can't, but secretly it was nice to know.  So if I ever want to make it for anyone else.  I had a great time baking, becoming more comfortable in the kitchen, and overall just helping out.

However I'm exhausted and didn't take any pictures with my phone yesterday.  Which is kind of a good thing, because it means it wasn't next to me, it was in my purse, quietly waiting.  It means I spent the time with family eating and watching football.  Watching my daughters have a fallen leaves fight with their dad.  It was a great Thanksgiving...

How many shopping day's until Christmas??? 

Happy Blogging,
Megan

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The Little Tiny Baby Tree

This is a Christmas story for the ages.  Well for my Caitlin anyway, and one day when she has her own children who want ridiculous things, such as their own tiny two foot Christmas tree, I will gladly retell this story.
A girl and her tree

Two years ago, I was sick and pregnant with Mackenzie, and the only thing that would make me feel better was browsing Target while sucking on a Venti black iced tea.  My mom, Caitlin, and I would go at least three times per week, to browse, buy, and try to take my mind off my "all day" sickness.  We started this trend in the middle of November, and spent a great deal of time in the Christmas aisles.
A little back story here is necessary, so bare with me.  My mother LOVES Christmas trees.  She loves to buy them real or fake, and decorate them, and admire them, and decorate other peoples trees.  I'm very serious.  She loves decorating trees so much in fact that I did not know how to decorate a tree of my own, because she NEVER let me decorate the tree.  Oh sure she would say I could help, but I'd wake up the next morning and all the ornaments I had placed had been moved.  She had redecorated the tree in my absence.  So when I bought my first tree, in my first house, I had to call her to help me because I could not, COULD NOT, decorate it to Linda Hernandez standards! 
That said, on our Target trips we would ALWAYS stop to admire the fake trees, since my mother has a fake tree.  This is because her desire to put her tree up Thanksgiving night at two in the morning out weighs her love for the smell of a fresh tree.  (Another true story!  Ask her!).  So in our quest to admire and possible invest in another fake beauty, my little angel faced girl said, "I want the little tiny baby tree".  At first we ignored her, because what two and a half year old wants a tiny baby tree?  Maybe a chocolate tiny baby tree, but an actual one to decorate?  We could ignore her no longer when she started yelling "LITTLE TINY BABY TREE"!!!
I was crazy to think I could ever say no to this
Here is the part where most of you are going to think I'm crazy.  You will think that I let my children manipulate me into almost anything.  You'd be half right.  I took that into consideration when I actually checked the price on the tiny baby tree.  It was $9.99, no lights and 2 feet tall.  No big deal really.  I've paid way more for dolls and toys on Target trips.  So fine, a little tiny baby tree it is.  Also my mom was a HUGE advocate for the tiny baby tree, because it pulled at her heart strings, and as she put it, everyone deserves their own tree... Even at 2 and 1/2!
Now here is where I ran into the problem of the tiny baby tree.  Target was out.  Sure they had the 2 foot on with lights, but angel face could not do with lights.  They had pink ones and flocked ones and glitter ones, but alas they were not the "little tiny baby tree" of choice.  So I asked to buy the floor model, which they don't sell, because then it's not on display if someone wants to buy it... Uh hello, you are out, so even if someone sees it and wants it, they can't have it... But that's not how Target rolls, and so I had to roll to another Target. 
Two targets and another Lowes later, and still no tree.  So in my moment of disparity, I placed a call to my sister in law who lives directly across from a Super Target.  I gave her the description.  Explained the situation and then explained that angel face was still crying over this little tiny baby tree.  Thankfully by 7pm that night, I received a text message that the tree was in possession, and would be delivered tomorrow night.  Thank God, and thanks in laws!
Can't you see I'm decorating here!

Uncle Adam is overseeing the decorating
The little tiny baby tree was welcomed into our house with open arms.  I can't describe to you the look of joy and delight on my little angel's face.  It's why Christmas movies are made.  The absolute concentration and precision in which Caitlin decorated this tree I have seen before, in the face of her Grandma Linda while decorating her own tree. Caitlin loved and adored her little tiny baby tree that year.  Decorated and redecorated it.  She even let her dolls and babies join in the fun.  I had to pack up the tree and hide it in the top of our closet in February, because it was still out and still being decorated.
It's all in the details people!  It's gotta be perfect.

Last year, Caitlin let Mackenzie (at all of 6 months) enjoy the tree as well, by decorating it with pacifiers and teething rings.  She decorated the tree with new ornaments just for her, like Jessie from Toy Story, and two new snowmen.  Again, a tree of her own, just for her to love and adore.
Yah-hoo!
Frosty's cousin
We took the tree down from the "attic" (the top of our hall closet) the Friday after Halloween.  While on a little shopping trip that week, Caitlin found a new glittery angel, that she said her "little baby tree" needed.  I couldn't refuse since we had already bought a few little ornaments at Target the day after Halloween (I couldn't believe it either, but Target was ready to go).  The tree is out, but on the top of the entertainment center for now.  Mac has decided that the tree is really an item meant for destruction.  I guess not everyone is born with the magical tree gene...
The "glitter angel" we "needed"
Pepper the dog (on the left) helped with the decorating.
Yes, that's a Jack in the Box snowman!
It's too early for Miss Tree Trimmer's close up
This "little tiny baby tree" will forever put the holiday spirit in my heart.  It will remind me of the sweet little angel face and her attention to the details.  It will remind me of the little  things that make all difference to kids.  Seeing Christmas through your child's eyes is one of the greatest joys anyone can experience.  Getting the tree out and enjoying the moment was just what I needed to jump start the season.  In that moment, I forgot about the money, the Christmas cards, and the excess.  It was just me and my girls, and a "little tiny baby tree" to kick off the holidays.
Happy Blogging,
Megan
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Giving Thanks, the AbsoluteMommy way

Is tomorrow really Thanksgiving?  Really?  How can that be?  Wasn't it just Halloween?  I will tell you now that any and all of the Thanksgiving crafts I wanted to do this month are still waiting to be done.  I did however bake two lovely sweet potato pies and three monster chocolate cakes over the last two days.  So all is not lost in the attempt to be a domestic diva.

I've noticed that a lot of the bloggers that I follow are doing "thankful" posts.  They are really inspiring and upbeat and are sometimes tear jerkers.  I started to write my own, but it wasn't going well.  It really wasn't me.  So I scrapped it and I'm starting over.  Here is my sometimes mushy, sometimes sarcastic, always honest "thankful" post.  Feel free to let me know what you are thankful for below.

Dear Husband:  I'm thankful for you.  Oh sure, I'm always nagging about the garbage or something else.  Sure I crush a dream or three, but really I'm so thankful for you.  I really do appreciate you even if I sometimes don't show it.  So remember that the next time I'm nagging about something.

Dear Darling Daughters:  Thank you for being so incredibly awesome.  You have taught me so much, and I'm truly thankful for having you in my life.  Thank you for NEVER leaving my side, even when I'm in the bathroom.  Thanks for always taking the last bite, the last drink, and the last fiber of my being... Ok, but seriously I love you guys to pieces and my world would be nothing but sadness with out you.

Dear Mom:  Thanks for being an awesome role model and an awesome mom.  Also thanks for spoiling my kids within an inch of their life.  Brat-tastic and Bratty McBrattypants are surely loved so much as evidenced by the mountain of toys in their room.  Evidence #1 being that little cow that walks and sings Bust-A-Mooooo-ve.  That is always on... Always.

Dear Krysten:  Thank you for all the times I've manipulated a phone conversation.  All the times I didn't ask about your day or about how you were, and just launched into the BS that is my life.  I really appreciate that you still take my calls, return them, and love me anyway.  Also thank you for loving Harry Potter and Twilight just as much as me.  I think it's time for the Hunger Games...

Dear Friends I never call back:  I'm sorry I'm a horrible person about calling and returning calls.  I'm not really that awful, usually I'm knee deep in... Well anyway, it's not that I don't think about you or love you.  I'm working on it.

Dear iPhone:  Please don't quit on me before it's time for my upgrade.  You're like a limb to me and to lose you would be... Well there just aren't words.  Thank you for keeping me up to date on all the important issues in the world like:  Kim K's divorce, who won DWTS, spoilers on Glee, and who's kid is finally potty trained on Facebook.  I love you.

Dear Starbucks:  Thanks.  I may not visit every day, but knowing you are there waiting for me during normal business hours makes all the difference.

Dear Target:  I know this is quite the abusive relationship but I still love you.  Sure take all my money, manipulate me into to thinking you love me back... I'm ok with it.  With such great stuff at such affordable prices I just can't quit you.

Dear Self:  Thank you for starting this blog.  It's the best thing you have done for us in a long time.  Not only is it fun, but you've met some great people and it's helped you work out some things.  For us, writing is the best medicine... So is laughter and vicodin.  Any hoo, thanks.

Happy Blogging and Thanksgiving,
Megan


Ten Things on a Tuesday

Here are ten things you need to know about AbsoluteMommy if we are going to be great friends.

1.  I've always wanted to write so I took a chance and started a blog.  I hope you like it.

2.  I must have sweet iced tea in the morning.  I will be worthless without it.  I make it at home by the gallons.  That said, if I'm blessed with a Starbucks Venti Iced Sweetened Black Iced Tea before 9 am, then all the more reason to celebrate.

3.  I have two beautiful daughters that are both lovely and frustrating at the same time.  I tell all their secrets and embarrassing stories on this blog.  One day, I'm sure it's going to be an issue. 

4.  My TV is always on.  Always.  I love TV.  Sometimes the kiddos watch, sometimes they play around it.  During the day it's Nick Jr or Disney.  It's just TV, and I'm over feeling bad about it.

5.  I'm a stay at home mom.  Not a career I ever thought I'd have.  Not a career I even thought I wanted.  It's been a pleasant surprise.

6.  I love crafts and all things crafty.  I've written to Santa and asked for a sewing machine that's so user friendly a monkey could use it.  I'm a novice at best, so if any of my craftiness shows up on this blog, please be nice.  It surely won't be etsy quality.

7.  Sometimes I have a potty mouth.  So be it.  Sometimes life necessitates a potty mouth.

8.  I'm a Pinterest addict.  I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it right, but I'm there every day.  When my husband asked what it was I said it was "porn for crafters".

9.  I live gluten free.  So you may see a recipe a time or two.  Trust me it's not fancy or tutorial style.  It's fast, easy, and delicious.  Otherwise whats the point?

10.  I'm AbsoluteMommy because I'm a mom in every messy and blessed sense of the word.  I wasn't built for motherhood.  Motherhood has built me, and honestly it's a work in progress.

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Happy Blogging,
Megan

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Big Sister Duties

I'm sure that being a big sister is hard work.  I wouldn't know as I'm an only child.  However, I have a pretty good idea that sharing your favorite things, like say, your mommy, and your favorite stuffed pig Olivia, is pretty much for the birds.

I have been trying, mostly in vain, to teach both my daughters that they need each other.  They need to be nice and loving and respectful.  They are going to be each other's best friend, whether they realize it or not.  On a daily basis, I'm on a mission to get Caitlin involved in helping Mac with things like getting her shoes on or getting a snack.  I'm also trying to make the whole concept of having a baby sister fun.

In that spirit, Monday was Mac's 18 month check up.  I asked Caitlin if she could come with me and be a good helper.  She would have rather stayed with Grandma Linda, but she unfortunately took a tumble and broke her shoulder... I can't tell you how crazy this situation is, but she is on the mend with great drugs to help the pain.  Anyway, since Caitlin couldn't be at Grandma Linda's she had zero options, and had to come be my helper. 

No sooner were we on our way when the questions started.  Will there be shots?  Don't know?  Will I have to get a shot too?  I don't think so... Famous last words!

Some funny faces before the doctor comes in...

Mac is really into sticking out her tongue...
So here they are happy and having fun, before the doctor came in.  I was still of the sound mind that Mac would most likely get shots, but not Caitlin.  This wasn't even her appointment.  As with most check ups it went quick, with minimal questions, since Mac is pretty healthy.  Healthy appetite, healthy temper, healthy sense of humor.  So imagine my surprise when the words "Flu Shot" was brought up.  Ah, yes, it's that time of year isn't it... FLU SHOTS!

Before I could even agree to the dreaded flu shots, Caitlin started crying!  Now here is the funny part, the story that baby books were made out of... All Caitlin kept yelling in between sobs was, "I'm just the HELPER!!!  I'm here to HELP!  I'm not here for shots!".  It took everything I had not to laugh, but then both kiddos were crying and it took everything I had not to have a crying panic attack... So I started promising the world... Starbucks' cake pops, Target, a new My Little Pony, ANYTHING!!!  As the negotiations continued, the nurse swept in and pop, one shot down, pop pop, two shots down for Mac.  Then as quickly as she appeared she disappeared... Magical freaking nurse! 

The crying stopped pretty quick.  Caitlin was still arguing that she was "just the helper, MOM!", and Mac was a little whinny.  So what do all great moms do in this situation.... Go to Target of course.

So yeah, I'm sure being a big sister isn't the best job to have at four years old.  It's got some serious downsides, that sharing stuff is super overrated.  But the perks are amazing... Secrets from Mom, a friend for life, growing up and never being lonely...  Big sister duties are blessings too right?

So how was your week?  Any flu shot drama?

Happy Blogging,
Megan

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