The Best Of

Hello readers!
Here is a small sample of what I wrote in 2013. If you are new to Absolute Mommy, welcome, if you are a regular, thanks for visiting again. I'm a sucker for comments, so let me know what you think. I hope you like what you read.


To remember, to regret, to renew

The Mother/Father Double Standard

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting

When motherhood gives you the middle finger

Twitter will not destroy my marriage

I before we, except after kids

We have to save each other

WTF is happy hour?

The Raw Chicken in the Room

Cactus Panties

Spilled Milk

A Hundred Years War

No Air

No F**ks to give

The Dinner Party (a short story)