Friday Funnies {Christmas Edition}

  I feel like this post needs a disclaimer. Here it is. This post is all about Christmas, but the Santa/Rudolph/ Elf on the Shelf Christmas. Not baby Jesus in the manger Christmas. So please, if you are not in the mood to make fun of some fat ass who supposedly enters my home via my chimney, then please look away. If you are in the mood for some laughs about the only holiday that makes you feel like a slacker even though you just baked 6 dozen sugar cookies that look like melted snowmen, sewed all your own stockings, and moved your elf 14 times since the first of December... This is the post for you.   Also there will be curse words. Including the f-bomb. You've been warned...     That's right Clark. Keep selling me Old Navy sweaters I don't need!

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  He sees you when you're sleeping, He stalks you on Facebook too.

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  Yeah, this is how I bake too.

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  If you don't know the ecstacy that is Schweddy Balls, click here.

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    Speaking of SNL... Step One: cut a hole in the box..

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Grumpy Cat makes the season bright.

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Why should the tree have all the fun?

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This is me every year.
 

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    I hope this post finds you merry and bright on a Friday morning. Keep moving those elves, keep baking those cookies, and for the love of Rudolph, enjoy these last few days before Christmas!