Absolute Mommy: The Hubbs {happy birthday a-hole}

Don't worry, that's pet names in these parts. That's a little something you'd know if you were our friends in real life. Those of you reading who know us in real life a probably laughing. I've been trying to get the Hubbs to do a guest post for awhile. He keeps turning me down. Can we put it to a vote readers? Wouldn't you like to hear from AbsoluteHubbs? By the way, that pet name is actually fighting words. He hates when I call him that! I think it's cute! Anyway, today is his birthday and I decided I'm going to give a top 10 list of what I love about him. He's going to hate it, but I don't care. My blog. My list. Deal. Of course on his birthday I'd make it all about me. It's a wonder he married me at all! Here are just some of the reasons I love the Hubbs. He loves me anyway. No matter what I do (spend our life savings at Target). No matter what I don't do (vacuum, dishes, laundry, bathrooms).

He's the hardest working man I know. Both outside and inside the home.

He's the master of bath time and bedtime. He can clean this house in an hour.

I love him because he makes me stay up late to debate things like the 2nd Amendment, President Obama, or the characters and story lines of Harry Potter. And while blood may boil and voices get raised, it's really all in good fun. There are so many things to be passionate about in life.

I love him because he thinks I read too much, blog too much, and watch way too much tv. Because he laughs when I get obsessed with books that become movies. Because he tries so hard in vain not to play along, then to be sucked into the pop culture abyss.